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funny joke

Postby atul » Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:07 am

ek ladka sabji wale k pass jata hai or bola: tumhare pass aam hai?
sabjiwala: nahi hai.
dusre din ladka phir gaya or bola: tumhare pass aam hai?
sabjiwala: nahi hai.
tisre din ladka phir gaya or bola: tumhare pass aam hai?
sabjiwala: nahi hai, agar tu ab dubara puchne aaya to main hathoda lekar tera sir phod dunga.
chauthe din ladka phir gaya or bola: tumhare pass hathoda hai?
sabjiwala: nahi hai.
ladka: to phir aam hai?

:lol :lol
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Re: funny joke

Postby sandy » Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:13 pm

hahahaha
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Re: funny joke

Postby saurav » Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:17 am

A wife goes to the local market to buy some organic vegetables for her husbands. She came back rather upset.

When her husband asked her what was wrong, she said, "I don't think I like that produce guy. I went and looked around for organic vegetables and I couldn't find any. So I asked him, 'Where the organic Vegetables were?' He didn't know what I was talking about so I said, 'These vegetables are for my husbands. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?

And he said, 'No, ma'am. You'll have to do that yourself'." lol :lol:
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Re: funny joke

Postby rahulsetia9 » Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:34 pm

There was a bear taking a dump in the forest when a rabbit walked by. The bear said, "Hey, rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?"
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Re: funny joke

Postby rachit » Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:07 pm

Manmohan Singh called Obama to congratulate him.

Obama thought it was a blank call :p =))
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Re: funny joke

Postby alia » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:44 pm

Wife: Can u help me in garden??
Husband: What do u think, I'm Gardener..?
Wife: Can u fix door handle??
Husband: What do u think, I'm a Carpenter..??
In the Evening when husband came from the work, He saw everything has been fixed..!!
He asked: Who fixed this..??
Wife: "our Neighbour but he gave me 2 options..!!
Either I should give him burger or a kiss..!!
Husband trustly: I'm sure u must have given a burger..!!
Wife: What do u think, I'm Mc'Donald's..?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: funny joke

Postby rahulsetia9 » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:47 am

Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named "T-Square", and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog was better. His dog was named "Slide Rule". He told him to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back, and divide them into piles of three, which he did with no problem. The chemist said that was good, but he felt his dog was better. His dog "Measure" was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem.

All three men agreed this was very good and that their dogs were equally smart. They all turned to the union member and said, "What can your dog do?". The Teamster called his dog whose name was "Coffee Break" and said, "Show the fellows what you can do". Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, went to the bathroom on the paper, claimed he injured his back while eating, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for Workmen's Compensation and left for home on sick leave.
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Re: funny joke

Postby janecristy » Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:19 pm

Man: My car is missing, however i parked here a few minutes ago.
Policeman:What was its brand name?
Man: Oh! I do not remember but it starts with T
Policeman: I've never seen a car which starts with tea, all starts with gas.
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Re: funny joke

Postby Aditi » Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:35 pm

Dadi marte hue boli : "Beta me apna
farm, 6
tractor, 50 janwar n 22,389,630
cash
tmhare naam karti
hoon..
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Ladka:"dadi ye sub hai kaha.. ??
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Dadi:"Farmville on
Facebook.. :O=)) X_X
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Re: funny joke

Postby anahita » Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:54 pm

मंत्री जी की शादी होने वाली थी | उन्होंने अपने पी. ए. को बुलाकर कहा- मेरे एक महिने के सारे कार्यक्रम रद्द्द कर दो | अगले दिन मंत्री जी ने -अपने पी. ए को बुलाकर पूछा -कार्यक्रम रद्द्द करने में कोई परेशानी तो नहीं हुई | पी.ए. -कोई खास नही -बस एक महिला एक घंटे समझाती रही कि रविवार को उससे आपका विवाह होने वाला है
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Re: funny joke

Postby suparna » Sat Oct 26, 2013 12:04 pm

एक बार दो दोस्त गोरखपुर से दिल्ली जा रहे थे।

डिब्बे में भीड़ ज्यादा थी तो उन्हें सीट नहीं मिल रही थी तो सीट के लिए उन्हें शरारत सूझी।

उन्होंने अपने बैग से रबड़ का एक सांप निकाला और चुपके से डिब्बे में छोड़ दिया और चिल्लाने लगे।

सांप... सांप!

थोड़ी देर में डिब्बा खाली हो गया और उन्होंने जल्दी से बिस्तर जमाकर जगह रोक ली।

सुबह जब आंख खुली, तो पांच बजे थे और गाड़ी किसी स्टेशन पर खड़ी थी।

उन्होंने खिड़की से बाहर झांककर रेलवे के कर्मचारी से पूछा: यह कौन सा स्टेशन है?

जवाब मिला: गोरखपुर।

उन्होंने पूछा: क्या गाड़ी दिल्ली नहीं गई?

कर्मचारी बोला: गाड़ी दिल्ली गई, लेकिन गाड़ी में सांप निकलने के कारण इस डिब्बे को काट दिया गया।
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